Sorry Matt, Darren missed last couple of posts. Had to make hay.
Yes Darren I'm still not going to pack up Javad over a minor ding given the absolute advantage and exponential increase in productivity it has given me over the competitor's outdated paradigm. In fact I wrote (plagiarized) a song over it....
"Ashjaee's Restaurant Massacree"
This song is called Ashjaee's Restaurant, and it's about Ashjaee, and the restaurant.
But Asjjaee's Restaurant is not the name of the restaurant, that's just the name of the song, and that's why I called the song, Ashjaee's Restaurant.
You can get anything you want at Ashjaee's Restaurant
You can get anything you want at Ashjaee's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track
An' you can get anything you want at Ashjaee's Restaurant
Now it all started two Thanksgivings ago, when I opened up a copy of P.O.B magazine…….
…..until the Salesman came over, had some paper in his hand, held it up and said.
"Kids, this-piece-of-paper's-got-47-words-37-sentences-58-words-we-wanna-know-details-of-the-crime-time-of-the-crime-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-you-gotta-say-pertaining-to-and-about-the-crime-I-want-to-know-arresting-officer's-name-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-you-gotta-say", and talked for forty-five minutes and nobody understood a word that he said, but we had fun filling out the forms and playing with the pencils on the bench there, and I filled out the massacre with the four part harmony, and wrote it down there, just like it was, and everything was fine and I put down the pencil, and I turned over the piece of paper, and there, there on the other side, in the middle of the other side, away from everything else on the other side, in parentheses, capital letters, quotated, read the following words:
("Kid, have you rehabilitated yourself?")
I went over to the Salesman, said, "Salesman, you got a lot a damn gall to ask me if I've rehabilitated myself, I mean, I mean, I mean that just, I'm sittin' here on the bench, I mean I'm sittin' here on the Group W bench, 'cause you want to know if I'm moral enough to join the army, burn women, kids, houses and villages after bein' a litterbug." He looked at me and said, "Kid, we don't like your kind, and we're gonna send your fingerprints off to Washington."
And friends, somewhere in Washington enshrined in some little folder, is a study in black and white of my fingerprints. And the only reason I'm singing you this song now is cause you may know somebody in a similar situation, or you may be in a similar situation, and if your in a situation like that there's only one thing you can do and that's walk into the Schmuk’s showroom were you are, just walk in and say "Schmuck, You can get anything you want, at Ashjaee’s restaurant." And walk out. You know, if one person, just one person does it they may think he's really sick and they won't take him. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony, they may think they're both faggots and they won't take either of them. And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people walking in singin' a bar of Ashjaee’s Restaurant and walking out. They may think it's an organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day, I said fifty people a day walking in singin' a bar of Ashjaee’s Restaurant and walking out. And friends they may thinks it's a movement.
And that's what it is, the Ashjaee’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Movement, and all you got to do to join is sing it the next time it come's around on the guitar.
With feeling. So we'll wait for it to come around on the guitar, here and sing it when it does. Here it comes.
You can get anything you want, at Ashjaee’s Restaurant
You can get anything you want, at Ashjaee’s Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want, at Ashjaee’s Restaurant
That was horrible. If you want to end war and stuff you got to sing loud. I've been singing this song now for twenty five years. I could sing it for another twenty five years. I'm not proud... or tired.
So we'll wait till it comes around again, and this time with Six pack RTK harmony and feeling.
We're just waitin' for it to come around is what we're doing.
All right now.
You can get anything you want, at Ashjaee’s Restaurant (Excepting Alice)
You can get anything you want, at Ashjaee’s Restaurant
(I said) Walk right in it's around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want, at Ashjaee’s Restaurant
Da-da da-da da-da da-dum
At Ashjaee’s Restaurant